May 2012
1 post
April 2012
9 posts
My (Unsolicited) To Do List:
Intoxicated Man Near Penn Station [8: 50am]: Go out there and kill 'em today. Kill 'em.
Me: Kill them?
IMNPS: You heard me.
Me: Okay.
March 2012
11 posts
“7-year-olds’ teeth drive me nuts. What is the teeth-to-face ratio for 3rd...”
– If you’re not getting voicemail like this, I don’t know why you even bother owning a phone.
“We figured, since we’d booked a show for April 14, that we needed to buy a...”
– Meg plans life.
February 2012
32 posts
Watch
Watch
